Thor: The Dark World

Thor: The Dark World

As Thorful as the puns you are about to encounter. Thor out of ten? Too thortful.

Seriously though, what a Mighty serving of safe,  generic, warm, sloppy faeces. Being so unmemorable is the film’s saving grace: a massive slog getting through it the second time.

Original review, Dec 28 2011:

I can’t offer a legitimate rating right now given that I drifted in and out of sleep a bit (not the film’s fault). What I remember, however, was exactly what you’d expect. More action, bigger stakes blah blah. You’ll probably enjoy it more than me. I thought it was alright. Terrible ending. I need to sleep.